The Funny Bird Story

I’m going to brag a minute about a thought that I had just recently that was quite  weird and interesting. 
 I was walking to school quite happily and the sun looked like a sparkling star. As I was walking, I saw a bird on a picked fence. I looked at the bird while I was walking and the bird looked at me. I didn’t really care about birds so I kept on walking. As I was walking the bird came flying on to my hand. I raised my hand and I saw the same bird that I saw just then was on my hand. I shook my hand to get rid of it but it wouldn’t fly away. It was like the bird put glue on his feet and it sticked on my hand. I kept walking trying to get the bird out of my hands when another bird came on my right shoulder. I tried to get it off but it just wouldn’t go. Then a few birds came on me either on my other shoulder, my wrists or my head. I was getting quite annoyed with this as I had about 20 birds on me and not a single one came off. Just then the bell rang. I didn’t want to go to class I had birds all over my body. It was like these creatures wouldn’t just go away. I went to my first class which was English as I just stood there waiting for the teacher to come and unlock the classroom door. Everyone was looking at me some of them were even laughing about this. I shouted “What are you laughing at!?”.”Just because you don’t have a bird problem”. Finally the teacher came with her keys. She said to me “Jayan, why have you got birds all over you?”. Just after she said that, all the birds flew away leaving an enormous gust of wind behind us. There was so much wind that I ended up falling to the ground. “Don’t even ask” I responded when I got up on my feet.  As I was going inside the classroom I thought to myself. “At least those birds didn’t poo on me”. Just as I said that a bird came flying across the hallway. As I looked at it I heard a splat right on my shoulder. I slowly turned my head and realised the bird pooed on my left shoulder. “That is just great.” I said. 

That is the end of the thought that came to me. 
I this happened to me in real life I would of had the wierdest day that I have had yet.

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When I think I am Done….

Sunday afternoon when I had just finished washing my mums car which is a sliver Kia Carnival which is a size of an elephant, hopefully I didn’t have to do any more chores. My mum said I have to wash the toilet and not just any toilet it was the downstairs toilet which every single one of the family does there ‘personal business’. It just had to be me, I felt enraged when I heard this. Kind of like a lion trying to get out of his cage. But on the bright side it was pay day. I probably would get about 20 dollars which is pretty good  for me because i am bankrupt at the moment. I finally started, I might not talk about this bit as this is quite disturbing. When I finished my disgusting job I felt relieved not only I finished but I get my money for the week. I asked my mum I had finished the job. She only said ‘good job’ but I thought I needed more than that, I just cleaned the most grosses thing I could ever imagine. Anyway my mum handed me a freshly sealed envelope, it must be my money. I didn’t want to open it as my hands felt like troll hands. I had to have a 3 hour shower before I could my open my envelope.

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